I don't have a clue how this will even work, but we're going to battle just by saying verbs to each other. Each post, you need to be creative and describe some funny way the verb used by the previous poster affected you followed by your verb of your choice on the next line. Spin!
TheLawnStink was in such a hurry that they decided to spin like Sonic the Hedgehog and move at lightning speed. Unfortunately, TheLawnStink couldn't see where they were going, and having already broken the sound barrier couldn't hear my warnings as they approached the building that I was erecting and so suddenly it came toppling down like a Jenga tower. Splash!
TheLawnStink tried to think of a response, but could only scrape together a pokemon reference. wriggle
The squiggle wiggled through a tunnel but got stuck halfway through. The tunnel was in a playground. Have fun with all those children! Oxidize
tomsk1 oxidized the potatoes he cut, because he forgot to put them in a bowl of water. Hyperventilate!